Why You Should Never Wear Underwear
As time has progressed, clothing trends have become more and more revealing. It seems like the less fabric one wears, the more fashionable they are. But there’s one piece of clothing that we all wear, no matter how much we’re showing off: underwear.
Yeah, I said it: underwear. That pesky little piece of fabric that we’ve been wearing since we were toddlers. That item of clothing that we think is a necessary part of our wardrobe.
Let’s be honest here, no one really likes wearing it (unless it’s the fancy kind used to entice, of course). So, why not ditch it altogether? Need some convincing? Well, read on.
8 reasons why you shouldn’t wear underwear
1. Underwear is uncomfortable
Underwear is not the most comfortable piece of clothing. It can ride up, bunch up, and cause all sorts of discomfort. Plus, if you’re wearing the wrong size, you’re in for a world of hurt. So, why subject yourself to that kind of discomfort when you can just go commando?
2. You’ll save money
Underwear can be expensive, especially the fancy kind made of silk, satin, or lace. Why spend your hard-earned cash on something that you don’t even like wearing?
Think of all the money you could save by not buying and wearing underwear. You could put that money towards something you actually enjoy, like a nice dinner or a weekend getaway.
3. It’s more hygienic
Believe it or not, going commando can actually be more hygienic than wearing underwear. When you wear underwear, it can trap sweat and bacteria, leading to unpleasant odors and even infections.
Without underwear, your nether regions can breathe and stay cool and dry, reducing the risk of bacterial growth.
4. It’s liberating
There’s something liberating about not wearing underwear. Letting your bits and bobs loose can give you a real sense of freedom like nothing else.
Breaking the mold and going against what the rest of the world is doing will also make you feel more liberated.
5. You’ll have less laundry
Laundry day is no one’s idea of fun. So, why not make it a little easier on yourself? By not wearing underwear, you’ll have one less item of clothing to wash and dry.
6. Your assets will be more pronounced
The human body is a wonderful thing, and underwear only serves to hide some of its most beautiful features.
Without underwear, your God-given assets will be more pronounced under clothing, leading to a more flattering silhouette.
7. No one sees the underwear
Let’s face it, most of the time no one sees your underwear anyway. Now, I get that, for the most part, we don’t wear underwear for someone else’s gaze, but is there really any point wearing something if no one else can appreciate it?
Wearing underwear is like getting a tattoo in a place that no one will ever see. It’s pointless. So, save yourself the trouble and forgo that useless piece of fabric.
8. It’s a conversation starter
Going commando can be a great conversation starter. Imagine meeting someone new and casually mentioning that you don’t wear underwear. It’s a bold move, and it’s sure to get a reaction.
Plus, it can lead to some interesting discussions about comfort, hygiene, and fashion choices. Who knows, you might even inspire someone else to ditch their underwear too.
Conclusion
I’m of the belief that clothing for human beings is just as unnatural as it is for animals. Now, I get that society requires us to wear clothes, but that doesn’t mean we have to wear all the layers.
Underwear is just one of those unnecessary layers that we’ve convinced ourselves is necessary. But, as you can see, it’s not. There are plenty of reasons why you shouldn’t wear underwear, from comfort to hygiene to fashion.
So, the next time you’re getting dressed, consider ditching the underwear. Give it a try and see how you feel. You might just find that you prefer the freedom and comfort.